I like being a fan of king crimson because all of the energy that music fans normally put into being angry at people on the internet is replaced with finding increasingly bullshit ways to upload ITCOTCK to youtube without being copyright claimed
it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel
aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it
me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing
and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting
exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language
so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest
sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.
Oddly enough I have to somewhat disagree. I think Killmonger might win if he has the suit he is guaranteed a win he has the kinetic energy thing. She has her sword but is out of practice compared to Killmonger who has trained near every second of life. Think Valkerie so slick Killmonger is pretty cool. I’m biased tho because he’s more loyal to me too considering he had a somewhat good cause tho it was twisted in the execution.
You’re not just biased, you’re straight up hallucinating. This is the ‘Batman vs Wonder Woman’ argument all over again. Just on raw stats: Valkyries are Asgardian, which means they’re ultra dense for humanoids- even Loki, who’s a magic type and not a combat type, weighs 500 pounds. Thor can hold his own against the Hulk and recognizes that literally any Valkyrie is automatically going to be a better fighter than he is, because they’re the Asgardian elite troops and he’s just a good fighter- combat certified soldier versus a SEAL, basically. The suit won’t help him if she, say, throws him straight up into the air- it absorbs kinetic energy, she just has to make sure she adjusts her tactics and doesn’t use impact-based attacks. Which she would figure out very quickly, because she’s been fighting actual monsters and doing Valkyrie shit since long before Wakandans started cultivating the herb and mining vibranium. It’s a hard ‘no.’ The suit would make it interesting, but we’re not talking about a standard issue person. There are reasons humans mistook Agardians for gods. Tessa is absolutely correct: Brunnhilda would Saitama Erik’s ass.
imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed
